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MAHATHIR AND FAMILY'S JOKE

 

Jokes - Duck Shooting

 

There was a High class family consisting a father (Che Det), mother (Che Semah) and a son (Mirzan) yang lain tu belum lahir lagi.

Whenever the 9 year old son (Mirzan) asked Che Det to take him out on the weekends the Che Det would say that he is going duck

shooting and he is too young to go along. When he became a teenager he asked Che Det to take him along for duck shooting, Che Det

said he is still too young. One day he secretly followed Che Det and caught him red handed with a prostitute. "Oh! This is what you call

duck shooting, now either you let me shoot the duck  with you or I am telling Che Semah about this." This became a weekly event for Che Det

and Mirzan. When Mirzan finished high school and went out of town university, he would asked for monthly allowance list would read like this:-

 

Books $50.00

meals $300.00

lodging $300.00

gas $200.00

Duck shooting $400.00

 

One day Che Det send him a note with his allowance. Mirzan if you want to shoot ducks please choose cheaper ones. So Mirzan took his advice.

From the following months onward his duck shooting went down to $50 permonth and Che Det was very happy. After 6 months his monthly allowance

looked like this:-

 

Books $50.00

meals $300.00

lodging $300.00

gas $200.00

Duck shooting $50.00

GUN REPAIRING......... $900.00 ?!?

Ahak ! ahak ! Che Det, Che Det Apa la nak jadi dengan kau ni?

Part of reform campaign - if applicable tolong sebarkan .

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